Why It’s Better To Adopt Animals That Come With Their Names

I want to get a cat and name it “Niss.”

Then I would be like, “this is my cat, Niss,” and people would be like, “Your cat, Katniss?” And I would be like, “No, my cat, Niss.”

Also, Niss might think I’m hissing at him/her when I say his/her name, and that would be hilarious.

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One thought on “Why It’s Better To Adopt Animals That Come With Their Names

  1. I like this idea. I would name mine Astrophe:
    Me: “This is my cat, Astrophe.”
    People: “Catastrophy?”
    Me: “No. Astrophy.”
    People: “Ass trophy?”
    Me: “Close enough.”

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