Here is a convo with my BFF*, Brian.
Brian: Also, there is a “scientific” personality/HP** house sorting test online that I just found
Me: Yeah whatever I always get Ravenclaw no matter what. Also my phone knows about that word. It’s a sign.
Brian: Bahahahaha, it probably also knows the rest… And this questionnaire is 120 questions long! It’s my break from studying..
Me: Why don’t you just join pottermore?
Brian: Because this is a one time thing. Also, I know nothing about pottermore other than it exists
Me: I have been on pottermore one time so your argument is invalid.
Brian: Don’t you have to register and shit though? I hate doing stuff like that
Kelsey: YOU ARE A STUDENT YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON REGISTERING FOR SHIT
* Except for HP, because, you know, me and HP go waaaay back.
** In a previous post, I used the abbreviation HP to mean “Harry Potter” – obviously – and my dad commented that he was confused because he thought it meant Hewlett-Packard. Brian confessed to the same confusion. Just not on the internet. Until now.