How To Get A Good Night’s Sleep

Earlier this week, my sister texted me in her sleep:

Do we even have thi? I will thing aboug the thoigh.r

I love stuff like this. Probably because I have a very wobbly line between sleeping and wakefulness. I don’t know that I’ve ever texted anybody in my sleep, but back when absolutely everybody had that same Nokia phone:

Remember when everybody had this phone?

Remember when everybody had this phone?

 

I definitely had a few conversations in my sleep.

I talk in my sleep with some regularity. A few times, I have had roommates who refuse to tell me what I’ve said in my sleep, which is always disconcerting.

It’s been said that you can ask me if I am asleep, and I will confirm that I indeed am. According to my family, I once fell asleep in front of the tv and went upstairs to bed. The next morning, I had no recollection of this and my biggest question was, “Who took my contacts out?” Pretty sure if you can poke your eyeballs and stay asleep, you’re truly out.

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One thought on “How To Get A Good Night’s Sleep

  1. I miss my Nokia phone! I had that sweet Donald Duck cover for it.
    Apparently I also had an entire conversation with Tom that was coherent enough that he was completely sure I was awake. Freaked the crap out of me.

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