Both our coffee machine and our ice machine at work broke in the same week. This was close to a month ago. This essentially meant no water-based drinks for anybody. The ice machine also had cold water; the coffee machine also had hot water.
Last week, the coffee machine finally got replaced. (The ice machine has a note on it that says the new one will be here late Dec / early January. What gives?) There is a very important difference about this new coffee machine:
IT DOES NOT DISPENSE HOT WATER.
Why does the world want me to drink coffee so badly?