Brian has retitled himself.
Me: I want to make a gingerbread house
Brian: Mmmm, that’d be fun.
Brian: You should do it at work and when someone complains just say that it’s work related and that your second level co supervisor told you to do it
Me: …and what else would my second level co-supervisor have me do?
Brian: Buy a soft serve ice cream machine. By the time anyone realizes that the position is fictitious everyone will be so hooked on the ice cream, it won’t matter!
Brian: Mostly because you’re gonna lace it with just a tiny bit of opium.