Why I No Longer Have a BFF

Brian has retitled himself.

 
Me: I want to make a gingerbread house

Brian: Mmmm, that’d be fun.
Brian:  You should do it at work and when someone complains just say that it’s work related and that your second level co supervisor told you to do it

Me: …and what else would my second level co-supervisor have me do?

Brian: Buy a soft serve ice cream machine.  By the time anyone realizes that the position is fictitious everyone will be so hooked on the ice cream, it won’t matter!
Brian: Mostly because you’re gonna lace it with just a tiny bit of opium.

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