At work last week, two of my co-workers were talking about how they got set up for Supportal, which happens to be yet another support portal for some tool or another. Actually, I just googled it, and it looks like there might be multiple supportals out there in the interwebs. Weird.
Anyway, I thought they said Squirtle. You know, that water-squirting turtle thing that spends most of its life in an impossibly small ball on Ash Ketchum’s belt:
Actually, it was Misty’s, wasn’t it? Whatever.
My co-workers, however, did not know what Squirtle was. This is what they assumed squirtle to be:
How can you possibly survive in this world without having memorized at least 150 made up creatures that spend most of their lives fighting those stupid ratatas and zubats and wasting yours?