If you don’t have an advent calendar – you know, one of those ones with chocolate hiding behind cardboard flaps that you can get at the dollar store – you’re doing it wrong.
My sister is doing it wrong.
Me: Want a chocolate? I’m like two weeks behind.
Megan: No, I don’t like those.
Me: Here, you can have the 8th.
Megan: They taste like wax.
Me: They taste like your childhood!
Megan: I don’t remember my childhood tasting like ass.
Me: Mmmm a drum…