Why My Lungs Needn’t Worry

You guys.  I could never smoke.  Aside from that whole it-kills-you, raised-on-Red-Ribbon-Week thing, it has recently come to my attention that I can’t work a lighter.  Like a cigarette lighter.  That’s a no-go for me.  And matches are too vulnerable, obviously.  If I were to smoke, I would have to carry around one of these:

Like for birthday candles

And that would just take whatever cool smoking has left (which isn’t much) straight out of it.

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