You guys. I could never smoke. Aside from that whole it-kills-you, raised-on-Red-Ribbon-Week thing, it has recently come to my attention that I can’t work a lighter. Like a cigarette lighter. That’s a no-go for me. And matches are too vulnerable, obviously. If I were to smoke, I would have to carry around one of these:
And that would just take whatever cool smoking has left (which isn’t much) straight out of it.