This is one of those conversations that had multiple threads in it, so I tried to edit it down to just the relevant parts.
Brian: If you were to go by any alias, what would your name be?
Me: Is this for siri?
Brian: Haha, no, just because. You’re still my BFF for Siri *
Brian: …And for life, I mean…
Me: Instead of my name or really an alias like if I was a super awesome spy?
Brian: Like if you had to go by it for a significant portion of your life or with a group of people.
Brian: Also, this should be a blog post. Who said I never give you blog material?!?
Me: Well some suggestions would be even better blog material
Me: Also also, your definition of alias sounds a lot like a nickname.
Brian: Well, maybe, but aliases are usually implying a separate life. Like a spy or a thief or something.
Me: I see no suggestions.
Me: I think you should go by captain feather pants
Brian: I’m definitely not captain feather pants… This has to be a real name..
Me: Whatever you say, captain feather pants.
I still have seen no suggestions.
*Brian can tell Siri, “Text my BFF” and Siri texts ME. It is awesome. Except technically Brian says “best friend” because Siri has trouble with be-eff-eff, but that might be because Brian’s from Kansas or something.