I have a new favorite joke. Unfortunately, I work with nerds. This means they treat jokes like riddles — they want to get them right. But that’s the difference between jokes and riddles. Riddles are for getting right. Jokes are for getting wrong and/or giving up, so that then somebody can say the funny part.
Anyway, the joke. As told to one of the nerds, who did not fully appreciate it.
Me: What is green and has two wheels?
Andy: a green segway
Me: A frog
Me: I lied about the wheels