What is it about this state and their obsession with hockey? Yes, I get it, it’s cold here, and hockey is the state sport accordingly. Here’s the thing though: Hockey is boring. And when it’s not boring, it’s violent. It may come off snooty, but I’m pretty sure a passion for hockey is something you should be a little ashamed of, like a guilty pleasure.
…Nobody here seems to agree with me. But I’m just saying – we also have a state muffin, and you don’t see anybody getting all up in arms about that. I would like a sidewalk poem that is an Ode to the Muffin of Blueberries.