Me: How are your parts? Tender or crispy?
Friend: You know the surgery wasn’t actually ON my parts right? It was like on the groin
Me: Wait you have a groin that is not your parts? Boys are so weird
Friend: I assume the groin is just that kinda region around it. But I also didn’t know the difference between waist and hips until like 2 years ago so I could be wrong
Me: How did you not know that? Wouldn’t that make things like that hips don’t lie song super confusing?
Friend: You can sing a song about something without knowing what they are. Do you even know what a macarena is?