The other day I went shopping for Mother’s Day cards (yes, y’all, that’s right around the corner, so you need to get on that sh*t). I got what I needed, and I also found this:
The times — they are a-changin’. If Hallmark is getting on the bus, the bus is getting pretty full. And okay, yeah, there was only one partner card and one two moms card, but there was also only one card For Mom from Preteen Daughter.
I would also like to point out that the two moms card was actually For Two Great Moms. The card I got for my mom was just For Mom. No great (even though she is). But this two mom thing: this isn’t Heather Has Two Mommies; this is Heather Has Two Great Mommies. Damn right, she does!
On a somewhat related note, I am now fully embracing all “Hallmark Holidays.”