One day, you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next day, you’re toast.
What candy do you eat on the playground?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What is black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo!
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.
Melon 1: Let’s run away and get married!
Melon 2: I’m sorry… I cantaloupe!