It’s not that the man didn’t know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
My dog has a lot of potential; you just have to unleash it.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it.
Coduroy pillows are making headlines.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
An earthquake in Washington? Of course, it’s the government’s fault.