It’s not that the man didn’t know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
What candy do you eat on the playground?
What is black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo!
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.
Broken pencils are pointless.